Mischa Barton, there’re some things you just don’t joke about
Mischa Barton recently launched her new website and in the clip above gave a nice little shout-out to yours truly. Mischa, I hope you didn’t just write a check your breasts can’t cash. No, seriously, my brother works for a collection agency.
UPDATE: whether I shout him at work again, he’s tellin…
Paris Hilton & Benji Madden break up
Paris Hilton and Benji Madden officially threw in the towel yesterday, according to her rep. While Paris was recently spotted with her ex Stavros Niarchos by the weekend, friends say that had nothing to do with the breakup. Which I entirely believe based solely on the fact that Benji Madden looks …
Eva Longoria flashes her Spanx
Eva Longoria flashed her Spanx outside of Beso last night. For those of you who don’t wear a pair everyday like The Geekologie Writer, from Wikipedia:
SPANX, Inc. is a U.S. company which mainly manufactures footless pantyhose and other undergarments for women, particularly “body shaping” undergar…
Britney Spears ‘married for the wrong reasons,’ has recording talent of a ham sandwich
In the above clip from the upcoming MTV documentary Britney: For the Record, Britney Spears reveals she can easily be replaced with a chimp playing a tambourine on her album and plus regrets marrying Kevin Federline. You know, despite the fact they had two kids, but, eh, that’s not vital:
“Inste…
Suri Cruise kicks the economy’s ass, says Forbes.com
Economy gotcha down? Suri Cruise’ll construct it all better. The adorable half-pint, who may or may not be the product of L. Ron Hubbard’s frozen man-goo, sent the World Wide Web a flutter today when it was revealed she topped Forbes.com “Hollywood’s 10 Hottest Tots” list. Turns out during these t…
Ashley Dupre stretches those 15 minutes, gives first interview on Eliot Spitzer scandal
Turns out “former” signal girl Ashley Alexander Dupre isn’t quite done whoring herself out yet. In the latest issue of People, Ashley gives her first interview about being ensnared in the FBI study that led to the resignation of her frequent client New York Governor Eliot Spitzer. (Bikini photos a…
Suge Knight needs to lay off the earring lawsuits (Or not. Please don’t kill me.)
A recently bankrupt Suge Knight is apparently trying to sue anyone he can by claiming they caused him to lose his insanely expensive earrings. Of course, the thought that perhaps he’s in bankruptcy court considering his earwear cost more than a small house is completely lost on him. TMZ reports an…
