Archive for July, 2008
Jennifer Aniston: ‘What is that? Nipple Day? I’m in.’
Suddenly, Jennifer Aniston’s nipple sonar went off: Somebody was popping nips and their names wasn’t Jennifer Aniston.
“I’ll see about that,” Jennifer said. She quickly turned to her assistant. “Ice me.”
“But, miss-”
“I SAID, ‘ICE ME!’”
Several cold seconds later, Jennifer Aniston’s nipples we…
Britney Spears’ dad remains in control until New Year’s
Jamie Spears will continue his conservatorship of Britney until the end of the year. The commissioner extended Jamie’s control of Britney’s estate during a hearing that afternoon, but left it open to early termination. (Read: Once Britney can put on her clothes like a big girl, she gets her bank e…
Rihanna + see-through shirt = I think that’s a nipple, perhaps…
Rihanna hit the clubs last night in New York City and apparently decided to fly sans bra. These pics might be considered LSFW depending on your boss’ vision. whether he clearly sees nipples, that man’s in the wrong line of work and should be a goddamn Army sniper. I’ve been staring at these things…
Britney Spears wants Sam Lutfi to stay the hell away
Hey, remember that guy? Sam Lutfi a.k.a. Douchebeard McDrugYourDrinks. Well, it turns out the restraining order requiring him to stay 250 yards away from Britney Spears expires today. The order will not be renewed, but Britney’s lawyer issued the following public statement to Douchebeard letting h…
A-Rod to Cynthia Rodriguez: Remember that prenup you signed…
New York Yankee Alex “A-Rod” Rodriguez’s lawyers responded to Cynthia Rodriguez’s divorce petition today. Cynthia was asking for “the couple’s $12 million waterfront estate and ‘equitable distribution’ of all assets acquired during the marriage.” Except she signed a prenup which A-Rod is sticking …
Jessica Alba indicates the turkey has reached its proper temperature
Here’s Jessica Alba out and about yesterday rocking a chest that says “Yes, I did recently squeeze a tiny person out of my pelvis. Thank you for asking.” Which, honestly, nearly made me consider Jessica Alba a captivating individual. Keyword being: Almost.
Photos: Splash News
Original post by h…
Ali Lohan accidentally auditioned for porn director
Ali Lohan is trying to start an acting career just like her big sister Lindsay. In her haste to get on the silver screen and fund her mother’s gin addiction, Ali attended a casting shout for porn director Peter Davy. Granted, he’s getting ready to shoot a mainstream horror film that doesn’t compos…
