Archive for July, 2008
Khloe Kardashian offers DUI advice to Shia LaBeouf (I bet it involves French fries.)
Khloe Kardashian is now considered a receptacle for advice on drinking and driving after her three hour stint in jail. I’d say that qualifies her to dish out horribly vapid pearls of wisdom for recently arrested Shia LaBeouf which, oh, hey, that’s precisely what she did. brilliant! Us Magazine re…
Brooke Hogan: Nick’s ’spirit is broken’ from being in prison
Brooke Hogan, like any big brother, is concerned about the well-being of her little brother Nick. She spoke to People about Nick’s poor fragile spirit that has me convinced he pees sitting down:
“They had broken his spirit,” Brooke Hogan, 20, tells folks. “When they put him in solitary, he was on…
Dina & Ali Lohan kicked out of movie premiere party
Dina and Ali Lohan somehow scored invites to the premiere of Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2: that One’s Not Lesbian Porn Either, Sorry!. However, at the after-party Dina decided to be a giant bag of bitch and ended up getting tossed out. E! Online reports:
Sources report that when Dina, Ali …
Mitch Winehouse: ‘I’ll catch whoever slipped Ecstacy in Amy’s drink!’
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Turns out Amy Winehouse’s trip to the ER Monday night wasn’t considering of a reaction her medication. Her father Mitch is pretty adamant that someone slipped Ecstasy in Amy’s drink and has even contacted the fuzz, according to The Sun:
A source said after Rehab star Amy was discharged yesterday:…
More Trouble for Shia LaBeouf
Shia LaBeouf, actor and notorious ‘bad boy’ who is better known for his run-ins with the law than his featured films, finds his way into trouble once again and that duration it is serious. At approximately 3 am on Sunday dawn, LaBeouf was involved in a serious collision after making a left hand …
Madonna’s rep says photo was ‘touched up’
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Madonna’s publicist is claiming the pictures of Madonna looking like emaciated shit were doctored. She says Madonna was looking as radiant as ever just days before. And by radiant I mean a fucking mutant. People reports:
“I just think the photographer got a poor shot of her or it was touched up t…
Shia LaBeouf not at fault for DUI crash
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Shia LaBeouf’s crash on Sunday morning turned out to be not his fault despite being freaking loaded, according to the AP:
Sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore says detectives have determined that the other driver apparently ran a red light, and will be plus be cited.
Now that is something I wouldn…










