Archive for September, 2008
Criss Angel magically sucks ass in Vegas
Criss Angel’s $85 million Cirque de Soleil show “Believe” opened in Vegas by the weekend, and what do you know? It TANKED. Audience members reportedly walked out of the theater and demanded their money back after witnessing an epic fail covered in douche sauce, according to the Las Vegas Review Jo…
Jennifer Aniston in a bikini raises some serious questions
These are shots of Jennifer Aniston in Cabo by the weekend and… and… what in the-? Is anyone else seeing her vagina from an nearly impossible angle? Seriously, is it lopsided, or do I need to start boiling some water? Ladies, you’re the experts here. No, wait, I mean, I’m the expert. Ha ha, I’…
Britney Spears sex tape release just a matter of price
Britney Spears’ former paparazzi lover Adnan Ghalib has apparently brushed off getting stabbed and is back to marketing the sex tape he made with Britney in Mexico. The Sun reports:
“There is such a tape, but I won’t discuss prices for hypothetical enquiries. Unless there is a locked-in deal, I…
Kendra Wilkinson and the other ‘Girls’ exodus explained
whether you thought the recent Wall Street crash was poor (How ’bout that Dow today?), talk to Hugh Hefner: It’s costing him pussy. The recent credit crunch has forced the Playboy founder to reduce staff which fully, 100%, without a shadow of a doubt considering they’re prostitutes explains why Ke…
Travis Barker released from hospital
Plane-crash survivor Travis Barker was discharged from the Joseph M. Still Burn Center in Georgia today well ahead of the two-week mark given by Jermaine Dupri on Friday. DJ AM, who plus escaped the crash with Travis, was released Friday. People reports:
“Travis is in good condition and was disch…
Heath Ledger’s daughter inheriting his estate
When Heath Ledger died earlier that year from an accidental overdose, his will left everything to that parents and three sisters. It was written, of course, before the birth of his daughter Matilda with Michelle Williams. Many believed Michelle would file a claim for the estate, but Heath’s family…
Sarah Palin swimsuit video by insane demand
Before she was Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, she was Sarah Heath, aspiring model. By ridiculous demand, here’s the video of Sarah during the swimsuit competition portion of the 1984 Miss Alaska Beauty Pageant. While 80’s hair and one-piece bathing suits don’t precisely raise my flag, I’ll confess …
