Archive for October, 2008
Britney Spears unveils her new album cover! (Anyone else just pee a little?)
Here it is, folks. Britney Spears’ album cover for Circus in all it’s airbrushed/Wait is that Heather Locklear? glory. As whether the Web wasn’t a flutter sufficient, Britney’s plus released the full track listing - plus bonus song! HOLY SHIT BALLS! I’m practically speechless right now. Fortunatel…
Kate Moss has the best Halloween costume of all
While other celebrity chicks are slutting it up for Halloween, Kate Moss is staying true to the holiday’s roots by flying to L.A. and scaring the bejeezus out of Angelenos with her natural looks. Keep in mind that Moss is a) only 34 years old and b) earns millions of dollars every year based solel…
Kendra Wilkinson is CANDY THE STRIPPER WHO DIDN’T GIVE HER BOYFRIEND HER TIPS? (I have no clue.)
Okay, last one. (For today.) Here’s Kendra Wilkinson at Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon’s Halloween party in Manhattan last night. I have no view what she’s supposed to be, but who the hell cares look at that butt. In the meantime, I should probably start finding out what’s happening in the real worl…
Traci Bingham is DEPUTY ‘I HAVE NOTHING TO OFFER SOCIETY BUT MY CHEST’
Here’s Tracy Bingham showing up to some Halloween party dressed as a naughty police officer or something. Yes, that’s right, more photos of celebrities in costume on Halloween. Shocking, I know. I didn’t win that Pulitzer by delivering the expected. No, it was my bold reporting and for really goin…
Kim Kardashian is WONDER WOMAN WITH A CELLULITE PROBLEM
Kim Kardashian dressed up like Wonder Woman for Halloween and as an avid comic book geek I can’t sit idly by without making a few comments:
1. WONDER WOMAN DOESN’T WEAR BLACK PANTYHOSE. Jesus. That’s borderline blasphemy! It’s pretty sad when Lynda Carter can probably pull off the original outfit…
Mariah Carey is FIREFIGHTER BREASTY SAMSON
A lingerie-clad Mariah Carey and her husband Nick Cannon rode on the back of a fire engine to a Halloween party in New York City last night. So, whether you live in the Big Apple and no one responded to your apartment burning down, take comfort knowing these two lovebirds made a grand entrance to …
Heidi Montag is OFFICER BUSTY JONES
These are pics of Heidi Montag decked out for Halloween, and while I dodged a bullet yesterday, there’s no way I’m not posting that latest set to hit my desk. Chins McJugs dressed up as a slutty cop? That’s everything that site stands for. When The Superficial Writers came by on the Mayflower tryi…
