Archive for October, 2008
Madonna & A-Rod having crazy sex in Jerry Seinfeld’s mansion (I knew it!)
Jerry Seinfeld may be one of the richest entertainers alive, but apparently he’s always there for a friend. Even one who needs a private location to bang his undead mistress right after she announced her divorce. The Sun reports:
A Hamptons source said: “A-Rod arrived at the airport by helicopt…
Paris Hilton needs a clear gel that’s strong decent for a man - but pH balanced for a woman
An Exclusive Behind the Scenes Look at Why You’re Staring at Paris’ Crusty Armpit:
Just after the Aubrey O’Day post, I’m sifting through photos that are available to me from various sources, and I come across a set of Heidi and Spencer pics which are silly tempting on a day like today. But soon a…
Aubrey O’Day doesn’t show adequate chest
Former Danity Kane member Aubrey O’Day got drunk last night partying in West Hollywood and, Jesus, can you tell it’s the slowest news days known to man? Hilary Duff, Sophie Monk, Lance Bass and now Aubrey; where are the real celebrities hiding? Besides Barack Obama’s house - ’cause he’s a Commie! …
Lance Bass motorboated Cloris Leachman (You just read that.)
Lance Bass, who I’ve never seen in an interview before today (Do you think he’s homosexual?), stopped by E!’s Chelsea Lately last night where he admitted to motorboating his Dancing with the Stars opponent Cloris Leachman. How does that even happen? Glad you asked:
LANCE: I’m not certain I’m feel…
Sophie Monk could totally be a secretary or something
Sophie Monk stopped by her agent’s office that dawn and did some impromptu modeling in the elevator. I dunno about you, but I’d ask her to fax some stuff for me - next collate copies. After that: Alphabetizing - the sexiest office task of them all. Damn, is it getting hot in here? Anyway, it says …
Hilary Duff apparently wants you to touch her
Hilary Duff, who I forgot even existed, just released her new video on MySpace and surprise! She’s trying to shed her Disney image by being the sexy poor girl. Originality strikes again, folks. While I give Hilary points for humping a lawn statute (No joke.), how many times am I going to see a fo…
Gwen Stefani unveils baby Zuma online
Gwen Stefani posted the first “official” photo of her new baby Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale on her website. The maneuver is presumably in retaliation to being caught by the paparazzi at the Beverly Hills library yesterday. Cute baby though. Kind of reminds me of myself at that age. Shit, it reminds me…
