Archive for October, 2008
Tara Reid claims media victimization
You know how Tara Reid’s stomach looks like it’s made of Silly Putty that’s been viciously stretched by a psychotic child? You know whose fault that is? The medically licensed butcher who operated on her? Uh-uh; it’s the media. People magazine reports:
Tara Reid has a data for anyone wishing to c…
Keanu Reeves on trial, somehow not for his acting
Shocker—Keanu Reeves is not the best of drivers, and now he’s being sued for it. I know, I know; it sounds impossible, but as E! Online reports:
A vengeful paparazzo has put The Devil’s Advocate star on the hot seat.
Keanu Reeves took the stand at his civil trial today and denied dinging a ph…
Katie Price still using her giant breasts to sell things
Katie “Jordan” Price launched her new line of hair care products at SuperDrug in London today wearing another one of her ridiculous outfits, and I don’t know how the hell she’s successfully marketing that shit to women. Katie looks like Two-Face’s stripper sister who got puked on by a pink unicorn…
Linda Hogan carries her 19-year-old boyfriend’s skateboard for him
Here’s Linda Hogan at LAX today with her man-child lover Charley Hill. I love how she’s carrying his skateboard through the terminal as whether to say “Sure, I bang kids straight out of high school, but I’m a still a mom.” On that note, I hope Linda remembered to pack his GameBoy and juice box, or…
Steven Spielberg directs Tom Cruise and an effin’ gaggle of celebs in a horribly meta “Get out the Vote” video
Tom Cruise, Will Smith, Justin Timberlake, Scarlett Johannson, Ryan Reynolds, Harrison Ford, Borat, Shia LaBeouf, Tobey MaDumbFace and a shitload of celebrities got together for a follow-up to the “Five Friends” video encouraging citizens to vote. Jesus, these things have sequels now? At least th…
David Beckham will never stop loving cheerleaders
The folks by at Socialite Life got a hold of some pics of David Beckham ogling cheerleaders again at last night’s Lakers game (above). And seriously, who can blame the guy? Just look at his wife. Victoria Beckham’s built like an 18th century waif from a Charles Dickens’ novel: “Please, sir, may I …
Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen sign things
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen signed copies of their new book Influence yesterday at the Union Square Barnes & Noble in New York City yesterday. The twins had a strict set of rules for the event that basically entails them sitting at a table like mute Muppets who can’t believe they agreed to that…
