Archive for November, 2008
Happy Thanksgiving!
Hey, guys, I’ll be taking off the next two days for some R&R, but The Superficial will return to it’s regularly scheduled posting on Saturday Nov. 29. For those who haven’t noticed: Yes, Virginia, there’s posting on the weekends now. Whee!
In the meantime, here’s pics of Kim Kardashian who’s …
Britney Spears starving herself for British TV performance
Britney Spears (seen here in Frankfurt, Germany yesterday) is “crash dieting” to drop at least seven pounds before performing on X Factor that weekend, according to the Daily Mail:
A source said: ‘She goes to bed hungry and is dieting so hard she’s suffering from insomnia, anxiety, flushes and sh…
Whitney Houston can’t leave the crazy behind
There’s been something lost from Whitney Houston’s life since her 2007 divorce from Bobby Brown. Namely, someone who’ll cuddle with at night, pack and light her crack pipe, and take a hands-on approach to curing her constipation. But those dark, lonely days may be coming to an end. The Chicago Su…
Natalie Portman not a big fan of celibacy
Natalie Portman recently passed on the role of a nun in the upcoming movie Doubt based on the hit play. Playwright John Patrick Shanley reveals why Natalie skipped out on the role: She’s not down with celibacy. Page Six reports:
“I’m trying to think of what the etiquette is on that,” Shanley chuc…
Aubrey O’Day poses for Playboy while the quasi-relevancy is hot
Aubrey O’Day is no idiot. After recently being kicked out of Danity Kane by P. Diddy, she made a beeline for Hugh Hefner while the mediocre fame is still fresh and posed for an upcoming issue of Playboy, according to TMZ:
TMZ spies say the Danity Kane has-been spent all day at a Manhattan photo s…
Beyonce, I don’t think I am ready for that jelly
Beyonce performed on The Today Show that dawn, and I don’t know sign language, but I’m pretty certain I can decipher the report being delivered here:
“Kim Kardashian, it’s on. My ghetto booty vs. your buttpad. Downtown LA. November 29. 6-8 PM. (On explanation of rain, butt-off will be moved indoo…
Ann Coulter’s jaw wired shut
Fa la la la! Ann “I’ll Say My Own Mother is a Queer Terrorist to Sell Books” Coulter’s jaw is reportedly wired shut after she broke it it in an undisclosed incident, according to Page Six. Wow. Can you folks excuse me? I suddenly feel the need to laugh hysterically for the next 20 years of my life…
