Archive for January, 2009

Madonna still enjoys A-Rod

Despite recently dating a zombie, Madonna has rekindled her love affair with Alex “A-Rod” Rodriguez. The two spent the weekend at Jerry Seinfeld’s home in the Hamptons, according to Page Six:

But the downtime did little to calm the recently divorced pop star’s nerves. She’s fuming by unflattering…

Evan Rachel Wood & Mickey Rourke probably having disturbing sex right now

Evan Rachel Wood and Mickey Rourke have been rumored to be a couple ever since they filmed The Wrestler together. However, Evan denied the rumors and everyone believed her considering, Christ, it’s Mickey Rourke. Turns out the 21-year-old actress really does have a thing for 56-year-old dudes who …

Lindsay Lohan has eaten ‘two full meals.’ That should fix it.

The past week Lindsay Lohan has been just a line of coke away from becoming a real live Jack Skellington, but nag no more, folks. Her rep says Lindsay has eaten two full meals. At some point. Probably spaced days apart. Page Six reports:

Responding to rumors we heard that Lohan is “surviving on c…

Brad Pitt drinking a lot lately. I wonder why…

Seen here arriving in Tokyo that wee hours, Brad Pitt maintained his amateur bootlegging streak Sunday night by smuggling beer from a SAG Awards after-party, according to the NY Daily News:

“Brad took off after the awards with a bottle of beer in hand,” says a second eyewitness. “But before…

Mischa Barton compensates for botched nipple slip by making out with chick

Mischa Barton attended the Christian Dior show in Paris yesterday which additionally happened to be her birthday. After nearly showing some nip, she bailed to get shit-faced at a party where she made out with a female friend in front of the paparazzi. Or in other words, Mischa Barton spent her day…

Shauna Sand still wearing a bikini

Shauna Sand continued her Miami vacation by the weekend, and the dude she’s with is ex-husband Romain Chavent. You know, the one she accused of punching her implants soon after taking nude photos of her kids. Surprise, she lied! On that note, whether Shauna wants to get away with passing these off…

John Mayer inspires himself

Here’s a video of John Mayer giving himself a motivational pep talk that he made for TMZ. I don’t know whether that is supposed to be funny, or convince me John Mayer eats human flesh. But nice Benjamin Button reference though. considering comparing yourself to Brad Pitt in a crazy meta online vi…

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