In a legendary red carpet come across at yesterday’s Screen Actor Guild awards, Best Actor and Actress nominees Mickey Rourke and Kate Winslet shared a brief “How do you do?” that ended with Mickey blatantly fondling himself at the sight of Kate’s breasts. certain, both of them went on to lose the…

Jessica Simpson performed at the 99.9 Kiss Country 24th Annual Chili Cook Off in Florida yesterday, and I think I speak for everyone when I say “JESUS CHRIST BALLS!” I understand she’s envious of Ashlee’s baby, but someone needs to tell Jessica you can’t eat yourself pregnant before she has a coro…

Ever since Britney Spears announced her new individual would be “If U Seek Amy,” radio stations have panicked considering of the title’s double entendre that I spent way too much date I’ll never get back trying to figure out. NY Daily News reports:

As for “Amy,” it’s hardly an accident that wheth…

Here’s Jenna Jameson at the World Alliance of Mixed Martial Arts Championship that weekend demonstrating the worst possible ending to one of her movies. next again, who’s actually seen the end of a porno? Just sayin’.

NOTE: Yes, I’m aware the third pic is clearly fetus abuse and have notified chi…

Jennifer Aniston has been asked to present an award at the Oscars, and she’s being encouraged by John Mayer to go. She’s plus banking on the success of her next movie He’s Just Not That Into You to be number one that weekend, so she can steal the spotlight from nominees Brad Pitt and Angelina Joli…

These are shots of Hilary Duff in the Bahamas with her hockey player boyfriend Mike Comrie, who’s actually the only person on vacation in these photos. Hilary is just continuing her daily routine of jackshit but in a different location. considering, seriously, what is Hilary Duff even doing these …

Lindsay Lohan and little sister Ali did some shopping that weekend in New York where Lindsay frightened onlookers with her increasingly rail-thin figure. It’s gotten to the point where you can see her spine through her clothing which proves my theory about lesbians: They have bones. Ha, I win, sci…