Maybe I was up too late writing captions, but did it take anyone else a minute to realize that’s Paris’ purse strap and not a gigantic penis? I don’t know what that says about me as a person, but… …read full story

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Dammit. I knew I should’ve put my money in buttpad stock. Kim Kardashian officially launched Queen of the Kims today, a look-a-like contest that’s open to women and drag queens everywhere. She kicked off the contest that on… …read full story

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- Lindsay Lohan”s weight loss secret: Adderall! And yet somehow she can’t find work. Amazing. [Lainey Gossip] - Heidi Montag is considering posing for Playboy, and Spencer is actually brokering the deal. Hey, whether he’s not going to look… …read full story

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In probably the most prestigious competition conceived by man, Scarlett Johansson has been declared the owner of the “Best Celebrity Breasts” by Access Hollywood. Here’s how others ranked in cleavagey fortitude: 1. Scarlett Johansson 2. Salma Hayek …read full story

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Anyone who has seen just one episode of the reality show Jon and Kate Plus 8 is probably wondering how the hell that didn’t happen sooner, but Jon Gosselyn has allegedly been caught with another woman, according to Us… …read full story

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Chris Brown’s attorney Mark Geragos is looking to get the alleged beating case dismissed based on the leaked photo of a severely battered Rihanna. E! News reports: Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Patricia Schnegg today set a preliminary hearing… …read full story

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In response to rumors they’re getting a divorce, Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick have announced they’re expecting twins. Via surrogate that is. The AP reports: Parker, 44, and Broderick, 47, “are happily anticipating the birth of their tw …read full story

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