MR. BEAVER: What are we gonna do tonight, Mel? MEL: Same thing we do every night, Mr. Beaver. Blame the Jews. MR. BEAVER: Wow. Really? I thought we’d just get drunk and drive around. MEL: Can we say it’s… …read full story

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With one sister pregnant and the other sister married, Kim Kardashian had to act quickly before she became the lonely spinster housing 28 cats under her ass. So she’s back with Reggie Bush. society reports: “They’re totally back together… …read full story

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- Jessica Biel needs to stop losing weight before there’s irreparable ass damage. I’ll inform the UN. [Lainey Gossip] - Janet Jackson’s bosom: We don’t talk about it abundant. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW] - Lindsay Lohan might be… …read full story

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Here’s Lady GaGa arriving at Dulles universal Airport in D.C. that dawn and trying her best to avoid being photographed by the paparazzi. A task that might’ve been made simpler by, oh I dunno, wearing pants and not looking… …read full story

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After roughly three months of marriage, Fred Durst announced on his Twitter today that his marriage to Esther Nazarov is by: For those of you inquiring I will confirm that Esther and I have decided to go our seperate… …read full story

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Mary-Louise Parker is currently dating 35 year old singer Charlie Mars, but according to an angry e-mail sent to Defamer, Mary-Louise reportedly “stole” him from his girlfriend of three years not unlike a situation to happen that happened to… …read full story

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Hugh Jackman and Daniel Craig had their performances interrupted in the Broadway play “A Steady Rain” last week when a theatergoer’s cell phone went off in the front row. The generally unflappable Hugh actually stops the play and asks… …read full story

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