Audrina Patridge uses her fake breasts to promote drinking (Folks, I think I’m love)

September 30th, 2008 | Category: All Gossip

Audrina Patridge hosted an event for Bombay Sapphire in Vegas by the weekend proving she’s the only pure and decent thing to come out of The Hills. Audrina grasps the concept that nobody wants to prepare out her talk. Ever. Not even whether the sound of her voice is the antidote for cancer. Just smile, wear a bikini soon after wait for your fleeting relevancy to be replaced

by the next 21-year-old with implants whose banging an MTV producer. Audrina Patridge, we salute you! Keep on truckin’!

Thanks to Marcine for knowing the key to my heart: Gin.