Britney Spears debuted her new video for “Womanizer” today and the song definitely benefited from visuals. And, Jesus, the visuals. Here’s what to except from that thing conveniently lodged after the jump:

1. Naked Britney. And I didn’t cry!
2. Lingerie Britney cooking eggs. Her real specialty: Flaming bowl of Lucky Charms.
3. Britney photocopying her ass soon after punching said photocopy. I didn’t know that was autobiographical…
4. More Naked Britney. Again, no crying.
5. Cocktail Waitress Lap-dancing Britney. I think that video has exceeded its head-whipping threshold.
6. Britney driving a

car with her foot while having sex in the backseat. that explains all those accidents.
7. Showering Britney. I’m gonna need a minute.
8. Crazy Vengeful Lingerie Britney. Yeah, compose the bed by him. Guys hate that!
9. Naked Britney. Oh, I get it. She’s the narrator. Ha! Gonna need another minute…
10. Words. In a Britney Spears’ video? I guess - whether you wanna be “artsy.”

Is Britney Spears back? Frankly, it felt like she never left. No, seriously, she can’t be killed!

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