whether you’ve ever watched ABC’s Dancing with the Stars, thereupon you’ll recognize professional ballroom dancer Cheryl Burke enjoying the beach in Hawaii. whether you’re like me and do more productive things like drink whiskey and build LEGOs, you have no concept who the hell she is. However, Cheryl passes the ever critical experiment of being on that site: A.) she’s quasi-famous. and most importantly B.) she’s in a bikini. Tom Brokaw once asked me how I’ve adhered to such high standards for so enlarged. I just looked him deep in the eyes and said “No, Tom, you’re not getting a job here.” thereupon he suckered punched me in the

pancreas. Non-fiction tale.

NOTE: Last pic is LSFW depending on your work’s areola policy. Here, we allow it. But only in the context of breast-feeding or stirring my coffee. considering, at The Superficial, it’s citizens who matter most.

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