Christina Aguilera takes her breasts out on the town

October 17th, 2008 | Category: All Gossip

Christina Aguilera and her husband Jordan Bratman took the big guns out for dinner at L’Atelier de Joel Robuchon restaurant in London last night. I love how Jordan’s wearing his little tux. Goddamn adorable.

JORDAN: PEW PEW PEW! I just shot that guy with my cufflink darts.
CHRISTINA: That’s nice, dear.
JORDAN: I can do that considering I’m Commander James Bond, and my double “O” status with the British Secret Service allows me to kill at my discretio - why are you rubbing

that waiter’s face in your breasts?
CHRISTINA: Who made certain you didn’t die a virgin?
JORDAN: Fair sufficient. Oh no, my salad’s working for the KGB. PEW PEW PEW!