Heidi Montag is OFFICER BUSTY JONES

October 31st, 2008 | Category: All Gossip

These are pics of Heidi Montag decked out for Halloween, and while I dodged a bullet yesterday, there’s no way I’m not posting that latest set to hit my desk. Chins McJugs dressed up as a slutty cop? That’s everything that site stands for. When The Superficial Writers came by on the Mayflower trying to touch some Pilgrim boob, we committed ourselves to celebrating giant mammary glands regardless of race, creed or vapid C-wordiness. That said, I tried to leave

Spencer out of these pics as much as possible. Mostly considering I’m an artist and want to invent certain you guys capture the inner beauty of these photographs. (Read: Heidi Montag’s large, stupidly fake breasts.) Trick or Treat!